“我的(de )一生中只害怕(pà(🕢) )一件事，就(⌛)(jiù )是(⏳)有一(yī )天，黑色会(🌏)吞(tū(⌚)n )没红色。” 나만 사(👓)랑하겠(🥌)다던 그놈(🈂)이 떠(🏉)났다. 평생 한 명의 남자(🧡)만 만나온(🍷) "오선(🧥)영"의 첫 실연 극복기 This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see.. 不(🏐)管(guǎn )这导(👪)演嗑(⬇)了(le )什么很(hěn )纯的，全部(💺)都(dōu )要给你来(🌈)一(yī )点(👮)！在(zài )澳洲(🧓)这座(😇)曾经被称作「无(wú )主(👭)之地」（(🉑)Terra Nullius）的(🏤)大陆，历(lì )史以前(qián )所(✅)未见的观(😵)点(diǎ(🚔)n )重新诠释：当《疯(fēng )狂(✒)麦斯》末日(🚘)(rì )场(🕶)景成为难(nán )民拘(😚)留(liú(🍧) )地，食人羊成(ché(🗞)ng )为反殖(🗳)民叛(pàn )乱(🚌)份子(📬)(zǐ )，《沙漠妖姬(jī )》与电视(🌔)剧(jù )《请喜(⛳)(xǐ )欢(🔏)我》有了跨(kuà )时空的酷(💹)儿(ér )对话(🕐)……(🍦)本片以近似(sì )DJ取样混(🕠)音之(zhī )拼贴手(💢)(shǒu )法，打(🍧)开了虚(xū(♿) )构与(🛢)史实间(jiān )的神秘(mì )黑(🍏)洞，大量援(👃)引电(🧞)影名场(chǎng )景与历史典(🛂)故(gù )，穿越(🚎)时空(🛣)(kōng )与各种(zhǒng )语境，重写(🤸)、改写、乱写(👶)(xiě )，全面(miàn )毁坏观(🧙)众的(🕊)三(sān )观！这是一(yī )部政(🚤)治(zhì )复仇(👹)预言(🆒)，杂(zá )揉讽刺喜剧(jù )、(🤭)生态(tài )恐(🐸)怖与(🎵)公路电(diàn )影类型，写(xiě(🍴) )下澳洲(zhō(😊)u )国族(🖕)神话从未(wèi )被纪录的(🧒)史(shǐ )诗篇章(zhā(🥈)ng )。 The story of a bird charmer as he goes on to influence the lives of people while witnessing a change in his own. 巴勒斯(🍔)坦電(diàn )視(🍐)台攝(💪)製臥(wò )底肥皂(zào )劇，連(🐓)以色列(liè(♟) )婦孺(🏺)都晚晚(wǎn )追看。編劇因(🕸)情節背離(🤞)革命(⏮)而辭(cí )職，監製的多(duō(🏽) )口侄仔助理(lǐ(🐋) )受命執(zhí )筆，頻頻(💉)借女(🔴)(nǚ )角之口，向(xiàng )電視機(😦)(jī )前的舊(🦇)愛示(📑)好(hǎo )，以色列檢(jiǎn )查站(🐊)軍(jun1 )官則企(😸)圖恃(🌫)權(quán )影響劇情發(fā )展(🤹)，以(yǐ )便在(🕊)追看(🚍)的嬌(jiāo )妻面前自吹(chuī(🈸) )自擂。助理即使(㊙)槍抵(dǐ(♟) )腦殼，都不(👡)(bú )肯(🌵)接受(shòu )軍官要求的大(🥦)(dà )團圓結(💭)局。抗(🙏)爭，必須繼續！影(yǐng )展新(🖼)秀蘇亞(yà(👚) )比巧(🐦)妙(miào )調侃以巴關係(xì(♿) )，他的喜劇(jù )座(🔧)右銘是：要能大(🏧)笑，必(🕓)須面對(duì )苦痛，並與之(🎞)(zhī )周旋。獲(🔋)威(wē(😠)i )尼斯地(dì )平線單元最(🧤)佳(jiā )男主(🌰)角獎(✴)。