Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives. 千百(💡)年来，地(🔐)(dì )球(qiú(📻) )上(shàng )一直住着一(🐯)种外(wà(🌵)i )星生物，名叫喵(miā(🤽)o )星(xīng )人(🍿)。它们从遥远(yuǎn )的(😋)喵星来(🕋)到地球，化(huà )身为(🎮)猫科动物(wù )，分散在世界(➕)每个角(jiǎo )落。萌萌的外(wà(♟)i )表，加上(🏅)机智聪明的(de )头脑(🦇)，轻易就(🥘)(jiù )得(dé(🆕) )到(dào )人类的宠爱(🔂)。不(bú )愁(🐬)吃喝的它们桀骜(💼)(ào )不(bú(🅾) )驯，活像饱(📩)经(jīng )沧(👚)桑的江(🎿)湖大佬。犀(🐷)(xī )犀利(🕖)就是他(🤗)们(men )中的(de )一(🏖)员，作为(🏢)一名(mí(🌩)ng )正牌的喵星来(lá(🌞)i )客(kè )，它(🈺)肩负使命长途(tú(🥩) )跋涉来(🏛)到地球，却(què )意外(🌃)遇到了(🦁)吴守(shǒu )龙（古天(🌬)乐饰演）一(yī )家，上演了(❇)一(yī )幕相运相生，喵趣横(👃)(héng )生的(🛶)人猫奇遇(yù )记。 青(🐗)龙集团(🌽)董事长(zhǎng )过世后，给青(qī(👸)ng )龙(lóng )集(🤚)(jí )团太子爷留下(👝)了(le )镇帮(🧚)之宝：一(🎵)支(zhī )可(👏)(kě )以(yǐ(👇) )号令整个(🚜)青龙(ló(🌴)ng )集团所(🌮)有人的大(🏳)哥大(dà(📄) )手提电(👲)话。一(yī )日(🦓)，太子爷(🏵)独自去(🙅)按(àn )摩院按摩，青(🏈)(qīng )龙(ló(🌕)ng )公(gōng )司一群起了(👊)异心(xī(🤣)n )的小人得到消息(🌙)(xī )后(hòu )，来到按摩院准(zhǔ(👙)n )备劫持太子爷，夺(duó )走(zǒ(🧓)u )可以号令青龙(lóng )公司上(🎙)下的大(🤗)哥大，欲控制整个青(qīng )龙(🐿)集(jí )团(🏜)。哪知阴差阳(yáng )错(📈)将身怀(🎐)太极(jí )推(tuī )拿(ná(🌭) )绝技、(🧛)胸有大志(🕡)(zhì )，却因(🎩)低微的(💉)工(gōng )作(zuò(🚈) )被(bèi )周(⛹)遭人嫌(🏩)弃的(de )按摩(😖)师阿宝(🈚)当成了(🍯)太(tài )子爷并将其(💑)绑(bǎng )架(💵)。阿宝乘乱逃出后(📵)(hòu )，去找(😃)女朋友(yǒu )阿(ā )朵(🚇)(duǒ )，不料阿朵父亲(qīn )因欠(😲)人钱，被白(bái )虎(hǔ )帮挟持(🦆)，阿宝答(dá )应三天内替阿(🤟)朵救(jiù(🐈) )出(chū )父亲。阿宝、阿朵以(🍷)及真正(🤬)的太子(zǐ )爷策划(♏)了一场(🥍)(chǎng )一箭(jiàn )双雕的(🍬)好戏，却(🥫)(què )上演了(🤺)一场又(🚾)(yòu )一(yī(🍥) )场(chǎng )啼笑(📷)皆非的(🎦)“闹(nào )剧(👋)”，一边是青(🎯)(qīng )龙(ló(🐗)ng )集团错(🔩)认阿宝为(wéi )太子(🎳)爷，一边(🤨)是阿宝(bǎo )错认为(🛣)这是未(🏐)(wèi )来老丈人的考(🚄)题，将(jiāng )青龙集团上下(xià(🐊) )骗得(dé )团团转。阿宝和(hé(💿) )阿朵从合作布局(jú )，到产(🍞)生误会(😚)，到(dào )合力救出阿朵的父(♐)(fù )亲(qī(🚉)n )，磨难重重，考验不(🍁)断。剧情(🎡)跌宕(dàng )起伏、搞(🐚)笑逗(dò(🔡)u )逼，按摩师(📏)阿宝更(🎬)是(shì )成(💟)为了承载(🐍)底(dǐ )层(♎)(céng )小(xiǎ(🔦)o )人物英雄(📷)情怀以(♈)(yǐ )及忠(🐉)贞爱情的一(yī )代(🍾)(dài )了不(📞)起的“按摩(mó )侠”！ An homage to European exploitation of the 60s and 70s. A man searches for his missing girlfriend, who has been abducted by a clan of vampires, led by an insane Nazi doctor. He must now battle this horde of bloodsuckers in order to retrieve the soul of the woman he loves, and save his own from eternal damnation. Shaji Pappan and his gang try to redeem their arts club through a game of tug-o-war. Chaos erupts as the half-witted gang gets entangled in a bigger conspiracy. 故(🙅)事讲述(🏐)16岁的(de )巴基斯坦族(📥)少(shǎo )女(玛丽亚·莫兹达(🌆)饰(shì ))一家住在奥斯(sī )陆(📘)，然而家人却遵守(shǒu )着严(🥑)格的巴(🔼)基斯(sī )坦(tǎn )传统，当她和(🤽)白(bái )人(🍚)男友的暧昧关系(📥)(xì )被(bè(😭)i )传统的父亲发(fā(🚤) )现后，父(👶)亲立马将(💯)她(tā )送(⚾)往巴基(🍷)斯坦(tǎn )的(🏦)亲(qīn )戚(⏹)家接受(🐟)教育。