青龙集(🎾)团董事长过世(🔪)后，给青龙集团(🌮)太子爷留下(xià(⌚) )了镇帮之(zhī )宝：(🔅)一支(zhī )可以号(🚼)令(lìng )整个青龙(🚟)(lóng )集团所有(yǒ(📣)u )人的大哥(gē )大(🚊)手提(tí )电(diàn )话(🎅)。一(yī )日(rì )，太子(✈)(zǐ(☝) )爷(yé )独(dú )自去(🌓)(qù )按(àn )摩院按(🐈)(àn )摩(mó )，青龙公(🅱)(gōng )司一群起(qǐ(🙏) )了异心的(de )小人(🍉)得到(dào )消息后(🎞)，来到按摩(mó )院准(🕡)备劫(jié )持太子(🥗)爷(yé )，夺走可(kě(🎹) )以号令青龙公(🏓)司上下的大哥(⏰)大，欲控制整个(💃)青龙集团。哪知(😦)阴差阳错将身怀(💠)太极推拿绝技(🌞)、胸有大志，却(🌨)因(yīn )低微的工(🔂)(gōng )作被周遭(zā(🙂)o )人嫌弃的(de )按摩(🍞)师阿(ā )宝当成(🐵)了(🍍)(le )太子爷并(bìng )将(🚦)其绑(bǎng )架(jià )。阿(😂)宝(bǎo )乘(chéng )乱逃(Ⓜ)出(chū )后(hòu )，去找(💂)(zhǎo )女(nǚ )朋友阿(📔)朵(duǒ )，不料阿(ā(🛍) )朵(🌺)父亲因(yīn )欠人(🛃)钱，被白虎帮(bā(😟)ng )挟持，阿(ā )宝答(❇)应三(sān )天内替(💪)阿(ā )朵救出父(🔒)(fù )亲。阿宝、阿(👭)朵以及真正的(🌼)太子爷策划了一(🤐)场一箭双雕的(🐾)好戏，却上演了(💬)一场又一场啼(🍍)笑皆非的“闹剧(😌)”，一边是青(qīng )龙(🛬)集团错(cuò )认阿(📖)宝(💢)为(wéi )太子爷，一(🛀)边是阿(ā )宝错(🔹)认为(wéi )这是未(💄)(wèi )来(lái )老丈人(😋)(rén )的(de )考题，将(jiā(🛣)ng )青龙集(jí )团(tuá(🕥)n )上(🚸)下骗得(dé )团团(🌑)转。阿宝和阿(ā(🎏) )朵从合作(zuò )布(💄)局，到(dào )产生误(⏯)会(huì )，到合力(lì(📣) )救出阿朵(duǒ )的(🐵)父亲，磨难重重(🥊)，考验不断。剧情跌(🥗)宕起伏、搞笑(👠)逗逼，按摩师阿(♍)宝更是成为了(🛑)承载底层小人(🗾)物英雄情怀以(🏈)及忠贞(zhēn )爱情(📸)的一(yī )代了不起(😰)(qǐ )的“按摩(mó )侠(🎍)”！ Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives. Leon is in his mid-twenties and terminally ill. He invents a technology that allows him to computerize his mind and live forever. This technology will be the downfall of mankind, so freedom fighter Aqua travels back from the future to kill him. 時(shí )は安土桃(🤬)(táo )山時代。忍び(✈)の郷(xiāng )を抜け(🐛)た篠(17)は、追(zhuī(🔲) )手(shǒu )から逃(táo )走(🍱)する際(jì )に2015年(🚓)にタイムスリ(❇)ップしてしま(💎)う。 当医生来(lá(❕)i )敲门，健(jiàn )康的(🐗)人都(dōu )成病人(⏫)，不管小病还是重(🦒)症，能够赚钱都(🤱)是好病人。 泰国(📩)边境，1997年。